New on Sports Illustrated: Stop Making James Conner a Foil to Le’Veon Bell, Sean McDermott Deserves a Pat on the Back, the Too-Long-Awaited Beginning of Baker Mayfield

Also the Browns keep getting all these fumbles! Carson Wentz vs. the Titans defense no one’s paying attention to but should, the Panthers pick up a quality safety while the Falcons sit around doing nothing and now have to trade for Earl Thomas. Plus, musical guest: Veruca Salt!